KC Lyrics

I think I'd like to be friends with Kelly Clarkson

Or at least hang out with Kelly Clarkson

I'm a happily married man with a baby and I'm not romantically interested in her at all

I just think it could be fun

To hang out with someone thrust from obscurity to fame

In such an unusual way

Not that there's a usual way, I guess

But still, she seems kind of interesting

So Kelly, what do you think

Would you like to be my friend

We could play my Nintendo Wii

It could be fun

So I guess this is my open letter to Kelly Clarkson

I'm not entirely sure why I picked Kelly Clarkson

You'd think if you were going write a song about a celebrity

You'd pick one whose last name rhymed a bit more easily

But Kelly, you seem like a nice enough person

You avoid the hard drugs and unnecessary cursing

Not that I really have an issue with profanity

But you seem nice and like you kept your sanity

So Kelly, do you want to hang (hang, hang, hang, hang)

If it helps, I've liked several of the songs you sang

We could play the aforementioned Nintendo Wii

So Kelly, what do you think

Or have I freaked you out

Do you think you'd have fun

If the two of us hung out

I can't believe I just rhymed the word "out" with "out"

But anyway, ignoring that

If you were here in town

I think it could be fun, you know

To just all hang around

Do you think that's something you might just want to do with me

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So that's my song dedicated to Kelly Clarkson

And no, not just any random Kelly Clarkson

Specifically, the one who beat Justin Guarini

Is it especially unbecoming to rhyme his name with "weenie"

But anyway, Kelly, I'm a likable guy

And I figured, you know, what the heck, it's worth a try

At the very least, if you allowed me to meet with ya

It might get me added to Wikipedia

So Kelly, what do you say

Do you think that you and I could hang out some day

Nintendo Wii