Dick McPussy Lyrics

He's got one eye and he's blind

Don't you treat him so unkind

Though he don't mind anytime

Dick McPussy likes to shine

Rolls his dice in a pickup bar

Takes them back to his shiny car

Feeds them all champagne and lies

Touches them between their thighs

Can't see a life without vagina

Loves the taste of flesh

Likes to get it off his chest

Calling Dick McPussy

He's the one they loved the best

The one they loved the best

Well, Dick McPussy liked to roam

The Wanderer, he's far from home

Licks that pussy like a dirty cat

A gambling man, he'll take a chance on that

Knows that it can't get any finer

Than a truck stop honey with a fat vagina

Humping is his game

And Dick McPussy is his name

Can't see a life without vagina

Loves the taste of flesh

Likes to get it off his chest

Calling Dick McPussy

He's the one they loved the best

The one they loved the best

Born to ramble, Dick would say

Sometimes a man's gotta be that way

Travel around to every neighborhood

Drop and give it 20 til it feels so good

Mightily endowed

He'd do it to the crowd

They'd pile up and quiver

Til the moaning got too loud

Laid back but intense

Always swinging for the fence

Never tense

Can't see a life without vagina

Loves the taste of flesh

Likes to get off on his chest

Calling Dick McPussy

He's the one they loved the best

The one they loved the best

Calling Dick McPussy