Big Bong Lyrics

She had the peanut butter skidmark

Milk boner in the back yard

I'm a stoner and I'm still hard

From thinking about your mom

That lady is the bomb

She had an 8-track stereo from 1973

She left lipstick rings on my ding dong

Make me wanna pack a fat bowl on my big bong

Hey, you got the weed that you said you'd bring

Cause smokin' is my thing

I met a girl so fine, she laid me on the line

And then I saw exactly what was next to her behind

And now I can't erase that shmear across my face

She had the peanut butter skidmark

Milk boner in the back yard

I'm a stoner and I'm still hard

From thinking about your mom

That lady is the bomb

She had an 8-track stereo from 1973

She left lipstick rings on my ding dong

Make me wanna pack a fat bowl on my big bong

Hey, what is on your mind

What am I gonna find

If I check your panties out inside

Your mother is a gem

She let me past the hem of her skirt

To the center of her squirter

And now I can't erase that splashing on my face

She had the peanut butter skidmark

Milk boner in the back yard

I'm a stoner and I'm still hard

From thinking about your mom

That lady is the bomb

She had an 8-track stereo from 1973

She left lipstick rings on my ding dong

Make me wanna pack a fat bowl on my big bong

Don't worry, I'm a trained professional

I will handle your cooch

Gonna give it a snootch

Just a little nuzzle

Where it's fuzzy I will guzzle

Where it's fuzzy I will guzzle

She had the peanut butter skidmark

Milk boner in the back yard

I'm a stoner and I'm still hard

From thinking about your mom

That lady is the bomb

She had an 8-track stereo from 1973

She left lipstick rings on my ding dong

Make me wanna pack a fat bowl on my big bong

She had the peanut butter skidmark

Milk boner in the back yard

I'm a stoner and I'm still hard

From thinking about your mom

That lady is the bomb

She had an 8-track stereo from 1973

She left lipstick rings on my ding dong

Make me wanna pack a fat bowl on my big bong

On my big bong