Granny Was a Squirter Lyrics

Your Granny was a squirter

That's why she had the plastic on her couch

Grandpa's pants were elastic

And her cooch was fantastic

Never once did she say ouch

Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter

Laying loins, she puckered up her butt

Your Granny was a slut

She always knew what's up

She took a pounding and it was astounding

Your Granny was a squirter

That's why she had the plastic on her couch

Grandpa's pants were elastic

And her cooch was fantastic

Never once did she say ouch

Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter

On her knees

She's showing her caboose

The knuckle of a moose

Was dripping with her juice

She was in motion and needed no lotion

Your Granny was a squirter

That's why she had the plastic on her couch

Grandpa's pants were elastic

And her cooch was fantastic

Never once did she say ouch

Grandpa never hurt her cause granny was a squirter

She reaped just what she sowed

Grandpas face practically glowed

Right then, she camel toed

In my van she was doing all she can

She took it like a man with a slight mustache

She took a thumping and her booty kept bumping

Your Granny was a squirter

That's why she had the plastic on her couch

Grandpa's pants were elastic

And her cooch was fantastic

Never once did she say ouch

Grandpa had a girder and he'd never desert her

Yea, Grandpa never hurt her

Cause granny was a squirter