Big Truck (Small Penis) Lyrics

The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis

That's what the ladies say

Men are from Mars and Women from Venus

They all know you're hung that way

It's hard to say "hung" with a straight face

So they laugh behind your back

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack

Your fragile masculinity has awakened your affinity

For the biggest, the baddest

The coolest, the raddist truck on the road

The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis

That's what the ladies say

Men are from Mars and Women from Venus

They all know you're hung that way

It's hard to say "hung" with a straight face

So they laugh behind your back

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack

Your deep deep insecurity has held back your maturity

For the biggest, the baddest

The coolest, the raddist truck on the road

The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis

That's what the ladies say

Men are from Mars and Women from Venus

They all know you're hung that way

It's hard to say "hung" with a straight face

So they laugh behind your back

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack

An engine full of Chinese parts

As you spew out lies and American farts

Big Truck, Small Penis

Big Truck, Small Penis

The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis

That's what the ladies say

Men are from Mars and Women from Venus

They all know you're hung that way

It's hard to say "hung" with a straight face

So they laugh behind your back

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack

The bigger the truck, the smaller the penis

That's what the ladies say

Men are from Mars and Women from Venus

They all know you're hung that way

It's hard to say "hung" with a straight face

So they laugh behind your back

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack

Cause they know that big truck means

You're a dud in the sack