The Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast Lyrics

Well, I was driving around on Sunday

In the mountains where I roam

I went to the spot where I love to smoke a doobie

In the place that I call home

Then I took off my pants and boots right there

And I prepared to streak on down

To the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast

And show them who's around

Well, I got in my car this morning

And I put on my brand-new hat

I went driving around into those mountains

And I found a spot where I just sat

Then I decided to take my clothes off

I had prepared for about a week

Cause it was the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast

Where I was about to streak

I got some syrup on my ding-dong

Then I ran around the bar

I put some butter on my sweet shlong

Like King Kong it dangled too far

Dangling in the Tournefortia and the Ayahuasca too

You came to visit and I showed you my spot in the hills

You showed me your boobies and I took off my pants

I appreciate the cheapest of thrills

Then we decided to take our clothes all off

Right there in my favorite spot

And we hit the Christian Fellowship Pancake Breakfast

And that's where they saw your twat

They really did

Ho that's where they saw your twat

And Beau Nair