Sleazy Sally Lyrics

My balls are blue

My pants are tight

I'm missing you

It just ain't right

My balls are blue

And I'm in pain

Without your love

I am engorged

I feel erect

The kind of massive tower of manhood

You begrudgingly respect

But I'm so alone

And so I groan

Without your love

Driving home all alone from our date

The cop pulled me over

And I told him I was late

I did not tell him that my foot was on the gas

Cause I was thinking bout that ass

And quite frankly I didn't know where to stick it

But he still gave me the ticket

Damn

But darling, I really need to unburden myself

So I'm gonna unbutton these button ups

And tell you what's up

My hopeless love at which you scoff

Is all that motivates me when I'm jerking off

I miss your boobs

I'm caked in lubes

Without your love

I wear no pants

My boys don't dance

Without your love

Oh darling come on back