How Can I Be Sure? Lyrics

How can I be sure

That you are not a whore

How do I know

How do I know

That you haven't blown the football team and more

How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Are those stretch marks around your lips

Even Steven Tyler said damn

Are your mudflaps hanging down

Are your curtains beef or ham

Has that lower back tattoo been used for target practice

When your lover blows his mind

While he's spanking your behind

How can I be sure

That you are not a whore

How do I know

How do I know

That you haven't blown the football team and more

How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Do you hide those big salamis in the place

Where the sun don't shine

Are you feeling fine

Do you walk like you rode a horse

Does your pussy use the Force

Has your dime store lipstick smeared upon

The tools of many men

Have you ever been in pain

While taking on a train

How can I be sure

That you are not a whore

How do I know

How do I know

That you haven't blown the football team and more

How can I be sure that you are not a whore

Do you wear your kneepads to service the lads

Do you work a few ladies too

Take a ride in the love canoe

Has the basketball team come and made you scream

Have you had a lotta cocks in you

Cause too many cocks spoil the stew

Oh, now you know what to do

How can I be sure

That you are not a whore

How do I know

How do I know

That you haven't blown the football team and more

How can I be sure that you are not a whore

How can I be sure that you are not a whore

A deep down dirty sleazy woman

How can I be sure

You give me doubts darlin