Lot Lizard Lyrics

You're a lot lizard

Working in a blizzard

Grabbing that magic wand like a wizard

Baby I can tell when you cast that spell

You're a lot lizard

Covered in a jizzard

Grabbing a friend and in the end, you both scissored

Yea, you're working that truck stop hard and long

So, to you I'm singing this song

Been driving all night in my big ol rig

Looking for a place where I can stop and dig

A little hometown honey

A truck stop bunny

Got my side up sunny

Baby it ain't funny

How my loins got stripes from drag strip racing

In the opposite end from where you are facing

Looking at the view that hundreds of men

Have anonymously gazed at again and again

You're a lot lizard

Working in a blizzard

Grabbing that magic wand like a wizard

Baby I can tell when you cast that spell

You're a lot lizard

Covered in a jizzard

Grabbing a friend and in the end, you both scissored

Yea, you're working that truck stop hard and long

So, to you I'm singing this song

Sometimes a man needs a tug and a jerk

I can tell by the job you like doing the work

Got pride in the way that you stroke the shaft

Like a spaceship captain you drive the craft

I got great respect for the service you provide

Cause you opened up your cervix and you let me inside

Appreciate the ride when you give me a lift

Just hoping I'm not coming for your second shift

You're a lot lizard

Working in a blizzard

Grabbing that magic wand like a wizard

Baby, I can tell when you cast that spell

You're a lot lizard

Covered in a jizzard

Grabbing a friend and in the end, you both scissored

Yea, you're working that truck stop hard and long

So, to you I'm singing this song yea

Somehow you keep your dignity intact

I love the way you pumped and jacked me, darling

Been driving all night in my big ol rig

Looking for a place where I can stop and dig a little

Hometown honey

A truck stop bunny

Got my side up sunny

Baby it ain't funny

How my loins got stripes from drag strip racing

In the opposite end from where you are facing

Looking at the view that hundreds of men

Have anonymously gazed at again and again

You're a lot lizard

Working in a blizzard

Grabbing that magic wand like a wizard

Baby I can tell when you cast that spell

You're a lot lizard

Covered in a jizzard

Grabbing a friend and in the end, you both scissored

Yea, you're working that truck stop hard and long

So, to you I'm singing this song

You're a lot lizard