Hitchhiking to the Moon Lyrics

Got a black-bottom shirt

I keep messing with the knobs on my stereo

Gotta get a little lady who can squirt

Like I seen the ladies all do

In the pornographic movies that I've seen

When I'm staying in a strange hotel

I never even mind the smell of the lotion that I use

When I'm hitchhiking to the moon

My rocket's gonna get there soon

Got my tissues in a box

I keep thinking of a woman that I saw in a catalog

Trying on a pair of socks

She was bending down low

And I almost got a vision of her cooch

When I'm snootchin on a bootchie, you can tell

I never even mind the smell, of the lotion that I use

When I'm hitchhiking to the moon

My rocket's gonna get there soon

Red Five, won't you come in clear

I'm just trying to land my ship in a crater on the moon

Only one hand to steer

I'll pull a lunar landing

And you know I'm gonna get there soon

You know I'm gonna get there soon

Now I'm launching on the pad

Gonna be a real bad time

To be looking in the mirror

Cause I almost always get sad

When I see a grown man crying

While ejaculating all over the bed

But I'll be doing it until the day I'm dead

Tell your mother I am grateful for the head

And the lotion that I use

When I'm hitchhiking to the moon

My rocket's gonna get there soon

Gonna get there soon yea