I always had the feeling you were such a sweet and pleasant girl

A stunning debutant the darling of the social world

You went to school in Switzerland the finest education

Not a single blemish on your family reputation

We courted in the autumn and we married in the June

I wondered at your special fascination with the moon

Our world became all twisted and started going strange

You know I love you baby but I wish to hell you'd change

Late at night I almost die of fright

It's so scary

Can't we be a little more ordinary

You keep your rats in the basement and spiders on the ceiling

The snakes in the bedroom are even less appealing

You lock yourself away and do experiments for weeks

Our relationship is giving me the creeps

I hang about dejected cause I'm lacking in affection

You're always busy shining up you guillotine collection

Seances on windy nights and ghostly apparitions

All our friends are either taxidermists or morticians

The house is not a home it's like a morbid mausoleum

There's more stuffed species that you'd find in a museum

The cooks from Transylvania and the butler never speaks

Our relationship is giving me the creeps

Late at night I almost die of fright

It's so scary

Can't we be a little more ordinary

There's trapdoors and dungeons and panels on the wall

The floor moves and something plays the organ in the hall

There's a presence on the stairs

The suit of armour squeaks

Our relationship is giving me the creeps

There's trapdoors and dungeons and panels on the wall

The floor moves and something plays the organ in the hall

There's a presence on the stairs

The suit of armour squeaks

Our relationship is giving me the creeps

Our relationship is giving me the creeps