My mind is twisted but my tongue is quick

And I haven't done bad for a head on a stick

I'm short and skinny like I've never been fed

I'm the original stick head

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Star of Saturday night TV

Every mother wants a boy like me

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Dickie, Dickie Knee

My sister Ophelia. my bother kid and me

We we're all cut from branches of the family tree

And when the kids play footy they dig a few holes

Stick us in the ground and use us for the goals

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Star of Saturday night TV

Every mother wants a boy like me

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Dickie, Dickie Knee

I can float in the bath and I haven't got a bed

Cause I sleep in a vice in the back of the shed

I play every night in a rock and roll band

They set me up the front as their microphone stand

Rock and roll

I once fell in love with an icy pole

We had a hot time til her love grew cold

She melted away and now I've got a crush

On the next door neighbor's toilet brush

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Star of Saturday night TV

Every mother wants a boy like me

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Dickie, Dickie Knee

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Star of Saturday night TV

Every mother wants a boy like me

I'm Dickie, Dickie Knee

Dickie, Dickie Knee

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