Riding Round on Golf Balls Lyrics

I'm not a fluffy Persian cat a prize dog or racehorse

I'm just a common garden ant who lives on a big golf course

But there is something special that I found that I can do

And if you were an ant like me I bet you'd do it to

There are ants that work very hard and ants that like to play

There's angry ants and big bull ants that make you wanna run away

There's soldier ants and ants in your pants and ants that climb up walls

But I'm the bravest ant of the lot

I'm an ant that rides on golf balls

One day when I was gathering food I looked up from the ground

To my surprise I saw this thing

It was big and white and round

I climbed my way right to the top to see what was up there

Then I heard this great big swish

And went flying through the air

I held on tight and opened my eyes to see what I could see

I went so fast I past a bird and almost hit a tree

But when I landed softly on the grass like falling rain

I knew that I could hardly wait to do it once again

There are ants that work very hard and ants that like to play

There's angry ants and big bull ants that make you wanna run away

There's soldier ants and ants in your pants and ants that climb up walls

But I'm the bravest ant of the lot

I'm an ant that rides on golf balls

I have to swim back to the shore when I land in the lake

If I end up in a bunker I just crawl out on the rake

Riding round on golf balls is lots and lots of fun

Especially when your on a ball that gets a hole in one

There are ants that work very hard and ants that like to play

There's angry ants and big bull ants that make you wanna run away

There's soldier ants and ants in your pants and ants that climb up walls

But I'm the bravest ant of the lot

I'm an ant that rides on golf balls