Puddles Lyrics

I call my puppy Puddles 'cause he makes them on the floor

It's not his fault, he's much too young to open up the door

Now Puddles he's a bitsa bitsa this and bitsa that

And the first day I brought Puddles home he puddled on the cat

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles everywhere

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles without care

My puppy Puddles makes lots of puppy puddles

My puppy Puddles puddles everywhere

When my puppy puddles it seems they'll never stop

They're not the sort of puddles you can soak up with a mop

Well every puppy puddles,

But Puddles more than most

I just wish he'd grow into a dog and puddle on a post

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles everywhere

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles without care

My puppy Puddles makes lots of puppy puddles

My puppy Puddles puddles everywhere

He puddles in the bathroom, he puddles on the chairs

He puddles in the hallway and he puddles down the stairs

He puddles in the kitchen he even puddled in my shoe

The only place he hasn't learnt to puddle's in the loo

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles everywhere

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles without care

My puppy Puddles makes lots of puppy puddles

My puppy Puddles puddles everywhere

Late one night when all was quiet with everyone in bed

A log rolled from the fire place and soon the fire spread

It was Puddles to the rescue, he puddled with all his might

A puddle here - a puddle there - on everything alight

And when the fire was over and the smoke began to clear

Puddles stood there proudly with a grin from ear to ear

Now Puddles he's a hero, he's really made the grade

He's just been made a member of the local fire brigade

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles everywhere

My puppy Puddles makes his puddles without care

My puppy Puddles makes lots of puppy puddles

My puppy Puddles puddles everywhere