You Are What You Eat Lyrics

Put your warm cocks in a shoe box if you got a foot like mine

Get you some Beau Nair, make it rise

Realize that I love your vagine

You got a way about ya lady, kinda percolates my nads

You been workin' on the pole, gonna gargle my tads, yea

That's what I like, now step up to the mic

You ain't messin' with a lightweight

I ain't tryin' to be discreet

But if you call me a pussy, you're goddamn right

Cause they say that you are what you eat

Which makes me your mother

Now take a deep breath in your nostrils

Can you smell my rugged musk

Just pretend I'm an ear of corn and come over and shuck my husk

Tell me I'm your man, I'm your lover, I'm your knight

Who will fight for the woman that he loves

To lick like an ice cream cone, getting stoned to the boner

Gonna saturate your undies as your number one donor

You ain't messin' with a lightweight

I ain't tryin' to be discreet

But if you call me a pussy, you're goddamn right

Cause they say that you are what you eat

Which makes me your mother

Now don't go missin' me too much

Though I know I'm so hard to resist

But pickin' up the phone and dialing my number

Gets you right to the top of my list

Of women I have deeply kissed on the pooter

Can I take you out for a good time

We could do a night on the town

I see the look in your one crazy eye

That says some crazy shit's about to go down

So when I'm rollin' up a doob

While you're heating up the lube

We can spark it and get ready to rock

Cause Beau Nair's in the air and I just don't care

What ya do to my goddamn cock

You ain't messin' with a lightweight

I ain't tryin' to be discreet

But if you call me a pussy, you're goddamn right

Cause they say that you are what you eat

Which makes me your mother

You ain't messin' with a lightweight

I ain't tryin' to be discreet

But if you call me a pussy, you're goddamn right

Cause they say that you are what you eat

Which makes me your mother