Tie A Knot In My Shirt Lyrics

Ever since I was a little boy

I've wanted a girl to call my own

To cook and clean and stay at home

To do all the house work alone

Have at least two babies every year

And hug and kiss me when I'm near

But something always got into the way

We'd go out on a date into a restaurant

Lo and behold my shirt falls off

And she's like why'd you take your shirt off

And I'm like no my shirt fell off

And she's like no you definitely took your shirt off, oh no

I have a solution

I'll tie a knot in my shirt

A knot in my shirt

Oh I'll tie a knot

And I'll look so hot

And then my shirt won't fall off

And I'll be a star

Oh it couldn't hurt

So I'll tie a knot in my shirt

Every time I go into my work

I end up looking like a jerk

I'm last to leave and show up first

And obviously I wear my shirt

But when I'm least expecting it

My ego takes another hit

I just don't understand my sordid fate

I go into a meeting and I start to speak

All of a sudden my knees feel weak

The room goes silent not a peep

And someone asks if there's too much heat

And then my shirt hits the concrete, oh no

I have a solution

I'll tie a knot in my shirt

A knot in my shirt

Oh I'll tie a knot

And I'll look so hot

And then my shirt won't fall off

And I'll be a star

Oh it couldn't hurt

So I'll tie a knot in my shirt

I won't be a slave to my fate

I can go out on dates

Show up to work late

Cause I've got something that I didn't have before

I'll tie a knot in my shirt

A knot in my shirt

Oh I'll tie a knot

And I'll look so hot

And then my shirt won't fall off

And I'll be a star

Oh it couldn't hurt

So I'll tie a knot in my shirt, oh yeah

I'll tie a knot in my shirt