Dance Like Me Lyrics

So you want to learn to dance just like me, do you

Well it’s not like you got looks going for you or anything, so

Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes

So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)

Elbows on your face (Do it)

Elbows on your face (Face)

Elbows on your face

El-el-el-elbows on your face

Put your elbows on your face (Face, face)

Elbows on your face

Take your elbows and put them on your face

Raise the floor (Do it)

Raise the floor (Floor)

Raise the floor (Raise the, raise the)

Raise the floor

Come on now, raise the floor (Raise, raise, raise…)

Raise the floor (Raise the floor)

Figure out a way to raise the floor

Put your hands (Do it)

Put your hands (Put your hands)

Put your hands (Yes I’m, yes I’m)

Yes I’m saying both hands

Put your hands (Hands)

Put your hands (Take, take, take…)

Take both of your hands and, and put them

So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)

Now, contemplate your life (Do it)

Contemplate your life

Now, contemplate your life (Life)

Contemplate your life

Yes, contemplate your life (Yes)

Co-co-co-contemplate your, plate your life

Take your life and put it in your mind

Cross your cheeks (Do it)

Cross your cheeks (Do it, do it)

Cross your cheeks

Come on, you can do it

Cross your cheeks, your cheeks, your cheeks (Chee, chee, chee…)

Cross your cheeks (Left, left)

Cross your left cheek over your right, right cheek

Hunt strawberries (Do it)

Hunt strawberries (Hunt, hunt)

Hunt strawberries

Don’t forget to bring your gun, please

Hunt strawberries (Please, please)

Hunt strawberries

Take your gun and hunt some strawberries, now

Alright, you’re doing pretty good so far, but this is where it gets tough

You’ll need to head out to a discreet, 24-hour shop and buy a big, long dictionary

So you want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

You want to learn to dance like me (Like me)

This is how you dance like (Ready, OK)

Read the dictionary (Do it)

Read the dic-dic-dictionary

Read the dictionary

A-A-A-A through Z

Come on, read the dictionary-nary (Read the dictionary)

I know you can do it, read the entire dictionary

Stare directly at the sun (Do it)

Stare directly at the sun (The sun)

Directly at the sun

Stare directly at the sun

Dir-dir-directly at the sun-un-un

Directly at the sun

It doesn’t hurt that bad, stare directly at the sun

Now, breathe underwater (Do it)

Breathe underwat-wat-water (Breathe underwater)

It’s really easy, just bre-bre-breathe under, under

Breathe under (waaaa)

Don’t cheat and use a SCUBA diver suit, breathe underwater

Well, you’re still not as pretty as I am, but at least you’re a slightly better dancer now

Viktor out