Life In The Pflug Lyrics

P-F-L-U-G-E-R-V-I-L-L-E

That's how you spell the most gangsta place

That you're ever gonna see in time and space

Might get a Nerf gun pulled on your face

Get a ticket if the trash bin out too late

See your neighbor and feel like you have to wave

Take a detour cause your road's gettin paved

Yeah, this town drippin' with gangstaness

Gotta wear a Nerf bulletproof gangsta vest

Breathin' Central Texas allergens

Always gotta pack an extra handkerchief

Kids ridin' their bikes out on the street

Girl Scouts sellin' cookies six bones a piece

Much love to the jaywalkers rest in peace

They got pulled over by the PFPD

Life in The Pflug is always hard

Someone might compliment your car

Someone might compliment your scarf

And that's not all cause

Life in The Pflug is always hard

Someone might try to pet your dog

No matter who you are

This town gonna leave a scar

Ohh, life in The Pflug, so gangsta

Don't believe me yet, gonna prove it soon

There's a couple bars here that don't close at two

On top of that, you're never gonna see

A single solitary F that don't start with P

Might get a sun burn at the local pool

See a bake sale at the elementary school

Get guilted into purchasing subpar muffins

I speak the truth, baby I ain't frontin'

It's suburban sprawl, gotta drive your car

Out to a shopping center cause there ain't no malls

And I hope you like puttin' gas in your car

Gotta drive down to Austin cause there ain't no jobs

It's a quiet town, too quiet you could say

Till you hear your neighbors yellin' in a domino game

It's late at night, and there ain't no cops

Next thing you know, the domino goes pop

Life in The Pflug is always hard

Someone might compliment your car

Someone might compliment your scarf

And that's not all cause

Life in The Pflug is always hard

Someone might try to pet your dog

No matter who you are

This town gonna leave a scar

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug

Life in The Pflug, life in The Pflug…