#GirlBoss Lyrics

Hey girl

I know this is out of the blue

We haven't talked

Since senior year of high school

Well I'm good, no great

No my life is pure bliss

And I have an opportunity

That you won't wanna miss

How would you like to be your own boss

Wear the crown and sit on your throne

You can even do it in your spare time

No longer be another mindless office drone

If this message has your interest piqued

Let me know so that you can be

Another Hashtag Girl Boss

With a nominal $500 buy-in cost

So what do you say

I can sign you up today

And you join me as a Hashtag Girl Boss

I can see

That you have no interest

Well why's that

Are you afraid of success

I'm offering a chance

to change your life

So you can be a better mother

Be a better wife

I'm inviting you to join the elite

A sisterhood of boss babes

Sign up two people, get a discounted fee

Plus a cut of any sales they might make

So tell me now what do you say

Would you like to sign up today

And be a Hashtag Girl Boss

It's definitely not a cult if that's what you thought

There's no ulterior plan

And I swear it's not a scam

Come along and be a Hashtag Girl Boss

Don't you wanna join a team of awesome ladies

Who all look alike and drive the same white Mercedes

You can send your kids to college

Pay the mortgage on your house

You can take a vacation

Take your husband out

It's not just a job

You know what they say

If you love what you do

Then I won't have to work a single day

Okay

Sorry to keep you so long

I thought you were a Girl Boss

But I guess I was wrong

Let me know

If you happen to change your mind

And if you wanna buy some products

Here's a link to my website

I've got way too much extra inventory

Boxes piled up in my house

And I'm running out of people to reach out to

Already burned every bridge in town

Don't worry about me, I'll be fine

But if you happen to change your mind

Come be a Hashtag Girl Boss

Selling overpriced organic lotions and lip gloss

Sure it's technically

A pyramid scheme

But that's the price to pay to be a Hashtag Girl Boss

All you have to do is sell this junk until you're dead

And ignore that little voice in your head that says

That you're about to make a bad decision

You're about to make a bad decision

You're about to make a bad decision

You're about to make a bad decision