Don’t Cry Santa Lyrics

It was a cold night

I woke up with a fright

To find Santa sitting there

Under the tree lights

He said what's the point of me

What do I stand for?

I'm just holiday prop

Here to make you buy more

Oh Santa

Don't cry Santa

Sure they can dress like you but there's no one like you, Santa

He said Rudolph fly high

I want to jump from the sky

We can't afford to waste

Another mince pie

Every present I give

Is a future I stole

When I buy kids more stuff

It melts the North Pole

Oh Santa

Don't cry Santa

You're the father of Christmas where's your self-forgiveness, Santa?

I said Santa you don't need to kill yourself

It's not about gifts, just ask any elf

You're there for every child who wants to believe

There's more to life than we see

Santa stood up

And seemed to smile

Said I'm just getting some air

I'll be little while

He climbed up the chimney

I heard a thud on the floor

Ran outside to find Santa

Lying dead at my door

Oh Santa

Don't die Santa

You're breaking my heart plus your sleigh's double parked

Oh Santa

Next day I went down

To a black magic store

Read up on spells

And prayed some more

Sat down by your grave

And sang a song to hell's hounds

And then your zombified hand

Shot up through the ground

Oh Santa

Undead Santa

You're not quite the same now you want to eat brains

Oh Santa

Picked up my guitar

And took a clean swing

Blood splattered the walls

As I stood over him

The stockings might be empty

Now that you're gone

But in us your kind spirit

Should always live on

Oh Santa

Goodbye Santa

You made us all buy stuff but taught us all kindness

Oh Santa

Ho ho Santa