Old White Man Lyrics

The doctors say I've just a few years left

Before I start reading right wing news

I'll share Facebook memes that are a bit tone deaf

I'll have everything-phobic views

So please remember me as I am before

I turn into an old white man

I'll spend my time funding new oil rigs

in my highly corrupt banking job

Send emails approving the apocalypse

from the deck of my mega yacht

So please remember me as I am before

I turn into an old white man

But what if I keep my mind working

by doing daily sudokus?

Could I be one of those woke old men

Who's not afraid to love tofu?

Please remember me as I am if

I turn into an old white man

The doctors say there's still some hope

I'll just start acquiring cats

I'll buy each one a holiday home

And knit them all miniature hats

Oh if I'm lucky I'll grow up to be

Nothing but a posh old white lady