The Magic Fix Lyrics

We'll soon have the technology

To turn CO2 to bubble tea

And oceans we've acidified

Will have the taste of apple pie

It's the magic fix we've been waiting for

We're decades off or maybe more from

The day they put a unicorn horn on your head

Coral reefs looking grey?

Blast them with a rainbow ray

Forests, wetlands, that we've lost?

Grow trees made of candy floss

Fish tangled in plastic waste?

Turn it into strawberry lace

Replace the glaciers with chocolate ice

By the time it comes it could be too late

But I guess we'll all just sit and wait for

The day they put a unicorn horn on your head

Barren land, once a lake?

Bake it into lemon cake

Animals gone extinct?

Resurrect them make them pink

Soil depletion, wilting crops?

Plant some magic lollipops

Turn the oil spills into magic goo

By the time it comes it could be too late

But I guess we'll all just sit and wait for

The day they put a unicorn horn on your head

But would that world be all that fun?

A world patched up with bubblegum

Is the answer before our eyes?

Not a pointy spike but just inside

Like not expanding gas and oil

Managing our land and soil

Power from the wind and sun

Powering the things we run

All the stuff that costs the earth?

We'll price them to reflect their worth

Then fossil fuel subsidies

Could fund some things we really need

Public transport? Could be free

Carbon capture? It's a tree

Grow food more efficiently

By eating plants for energy

Maybe value more than wealth?

Community or mental health?

Right the wrongs of time and space?

Sure why not… We may as well

A transformation's what we need

Not a phony pony fantasy like

The day they put a unicorn horn on your head

You're not a horse and it's not too late but

There's no time to sit and wait for

The day they put a unicorn horn on you head

Besides you might bang your horn getting out of bed

And people might try to hang coats on your head