The (Better) Greta Thunberg Song Lyrics

Greta doesn't eat feta

Halloumi, camembert, brie or cheddar

And if Greta had a piece of bruschetta

There wouldn't be any mozzarella

Greta doesn't wear leather

It's getting too hot for it in this weather

And Greta doesn't buy a new sweater

Unless she thinks it's going to last forever

Because Thunberg can see

When the icecaps unfreeze

You can say bye bye to humanity

When we're starving in deserts and drowning in seas

COVID-19 will seem like a breeze

The ocean is wet

It's getting wetter and wetter

You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta

We're all so dead

We're getting deader and deader

You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta

Greta doesn't own a shredder

She hasn't got anything to hide whatsoever

But big oil's got a big vendetta

And there's old white men out to get her

Greta is very very clever

When she missed school her grades got better

Now she's every nation's national treasure

But she doesn't do the work for pleasure

Because Thunberg can see

With a few more degrees

We'll all burn and die in this century

So sing this for Greta when you're out on the streets

And pay Oli Frost the song royalties

The thermostat's red

It's getting redder and redder

You've got to listen listen listen listen listen to Greta

There's more rain ahead

You better get your umbrella

You've got to listen listen listen listen

Listen to Greta