Olfactory Waves Lyrics

Breathless catapult call me plague bringer

Careless drip as an appropriate elbow flinger

When I cough it's a casual and loose affair

When I sneeze it's slime I'm expelling to share

Let it all loose you're in germ city central

Repeat tissue wiping is anything but gentle

Viruses are bitter they're not classified alive

Which is why they infest me to multiply

I'm a conduit for sickness that's eudaemonia

Like judging taco bell against a local taqueria

Three year flu length I have sickness superpowers

Only gets worse in close proximity to flowers

Now I'm rocking that Sweet anti-histamine

Nose way less runny and no excessive itching

The mucous production is a natural reaction

Finally qualify for the all organic caption

There is now sufficient cause to remain only inside

As repeated allergen exposure is a wild ride

Will emerge one day to speak up for the barbaloots

In an old fashion deep sea diving suit