Doughing Breader Now Lyrics

Curious I'm couscous for risotto puffs

Set a potato buff with a wild rice bluff

The carb life is tough just energy is enough

Starch stuffed but I can still sneak another slice

Of bread you heard what I said

The dough is doing just fine in my head

Ciabatta led cashing in on bagel cred

Eat around the filling for the crust of the pie

In restaurants I order toast with rye

Or whole wheat the bun-less burger is defeat

A sign that the keto diet has me in retreat

Plead with myself to make a cookie or cake

Precariously preheat the oven for a bake

I Have been known to eat a freaking tortilla raw

A Quesadilla without cheese is not against the law

Pretty sure I'm the muffin man the muffin man

Aquire a mini muffin pan that's the new plan