Oat Milk Latte Lyrics

Fresh it's a homemade affair

Something direct I can make with care

Unlike tunes, I'm pulling double shots

Espresso step one for a latte on the spot

Boil water, preheat that vessel

If it's not fall skip the nutmeg stencil

"It's overly indulgent," I'll be sure to tease ya

I get such a charge when you call me your barista

A variety of ways to whip oat milk

Attachment to steam wand is silk not felt

Add a sweet before for a chance to melt

Or rather dissolve only a little will help

Use a spoon to scoop and lower in the foam

Into a vacuum if your intent is to roam

I haven't got the hang of that artisanal pour

Unrelated but now I've got to clean the floor

It used to be

Home or a latte

Now it's just me

Versus

The act

Of making

Coffee

Espresso in the heart grinds all I can see

I tap the tamper with temper tastefully

Too light and you make barely brownish sludge

Too tight and the machine will hardly budge

Cause I'm not that buff pulling shots by hand

I aim to make the best vegan latte in the land

With whiskey syrup if all goes to plan

To align with the truth confess to the sweet tooth