Ad Inundation Lyrics

December Second Nineteen Ninety Three

Lather rinse repeat your fine with me Blindingly

Pale skin SPF application is thin

LOL surprise leaves too much in the bin

What is advertised in the States

Would be funny if it weren't so tragic

Impulse response magic

Denim jacket I back it, like Elizabeth Warren

Meaning not really at all

The nacho fries call, blockbuster gross

I can eat salt and sand on my own like most

Toasting the Eggo for a sad sandwich ghost

Topped with vegan butter and microwaved morning star

Far be it for me to question which app to buy a car

Enter the scene gruff dude named Lars

Who is telling me to buy a prefabricated home

What happened to Dunkin cravings from moments ago

Its been transplanted by a yearning for a McDish

And if you read the fine print the fish isn't fish

Gish jogging into a gallop, but now I'm feeling dumb

So I bought the five volumes on synth forum decorum

Gatekeepers mocking me for modulating the carrier

Using my penny board to break the sound barrier

Scarier is the choice between Advil and Aleve

And which slogan will eventually reign the most supreme

If you watch the flat screen ad breaks can be excruciating

Might think investing will make you a revolutionary

Recall the jump ahead button on the DVR

Technology can regress and it's totally bizarre

Now, from afar, watch me turn into clickbait

Before Five second pass and you skip ad escape

Debate that one line that gets stuck in my head

If I could become the servant of all

No lower place to fall