Let's Get Euphoric Lyrics

We don’t need no phony god

When we wanna make sweet love

Put away that bible, girl

Into the basement, down we go

My mommy gave me permission

For our lips to be kissing

Let’s Pokemon go to third base

Don’t worry, my room’s a safe space

Cause, girl, I ain’t no MRA

You’ll never wanna friend zone me

I won’t leave you like Firefly

Cause I’m a chivalrous kinda guy

I know you like that Hawking, yeah

I know you like that Dawkins, yeah

AA Lewis in the house

Let’s browse some memes and play some WOW

Let’s get euphoric

I’ll put on my fedora

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t read from no Torah

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t you be my señora

Sinatra on Pandora

M’lady I adore you

Body pillow just for you

With an anime chick on it

Take the red pill and I’ll pour

Some Mountain Dew on your body

In the bedroom reading tomes

Let me show you round my humidor

Wrap yourself in my trench coat

I’ll take you to Anonymous

And I’ll protect you with my sword

Nippon steel katana blade

Getting medieval like Renaissance

And smelling like Axe body spray

If you ain’t a feminist

We can chill at the ren fest

Gonna freak you with intelligence

Gonna freak you like an atheist

Listen to jazz in mommy’s car

Then take m’lady to the larp

Let’s get euphoric up in here

I’m a nice guy, nothing to fear

Let’s get euphoric

I’ll put on my fedora

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t read from no Torah

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t you be my señora

Sinatra on Pandora

M’lady I adore you

Let’s get euphoric

I’ll put on my fedora (Fedora)

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t read from no Torah (No Torah)

Let’s get euphoric

Won’t you be my señora (My señora baby)

Sinatra on Pandora

You know I love you baby