Never Smoke Weed, Pt. 2 Lyrics

Never, ever smoke weed (Nope)

Never smoked in my life (Nope)

They call me Mr. Never Smoke

Cause I’ve never smoked in my life (Nope)

Never, ever smoke dope (Nope)

Never, ever toke green (Nope)

Evergreen, more like never green

Cause I’ve never, ever smoked weed (Nope)

I was walking through the forest (Forest)

The forest full of weed (Weed)

The forest grown by Satan (Satan)

Then Satan came to me (To me)

He said I’d better smoke that toke

But I’m too woke, so I said no

He bet that he could make me smoke

I just said, no, no, no

First he pulled the lighter out

Then he pulled some papers out

Then he pulled some Pringles out

I said no, and closed my mouth

Then he sat down on the couch

Then he pulled the TV out

Then he turned on Fuller House

I just said, no, no, no

Never smoke weed

Stay smoke free

Satan wasn’t done (Nuh-uh)

That was only the start (Yup)

He tried to trick me many times

But I am way too smart (Too smart)

He offered me a salad (Salad)

A salad made of weed (Weed)

I threw the salad on the ground

Cause I’ll never, ever smoke weed (Nope)

Then we teleported (Yup)

To a Rastafarian church (Pray)

All our clothes were made of hemp

And covered up in dirt (In dirt)

Everyone smoked weed (Weed)

It rose into the air (Urr)

Satan offered me a gas mask

There was weed in there (Haha)

First I tried to kick the door

Satan tried to block the door

But the smoke filled up his lungs

Then he fell down to the floor

If you smoke that weed

Even if you’re Satan

Compared to someone who doesn’t smoke

You’re like a Super Saiyan

Never smoke weed

Stay smoke free