I'm Fur Lyrics

Wake up in the morn’, put on my suit

Errbody know I got hooves, don’t wear no boots

Gallup out the stable like, whoa, did you hear me clop

Po-pos chasing even though they can’t make me stop

Fillies checking out my swag 24/7, bae

Might as well call me Billy cause we’re gonna be making kids

Call yourself a cowgirl, gonna be a pony soon

Ain’t gonna be no cow left in you when I’m through

I ain’t wear no tat, this what I call a cutie mark

Call me Lisa Frank cause this booty glow in the dark

Pooping in the street, ain’t never gonna clean it up

You can call me crazy, but I just don’t give a truck

I still getting mares, take ‘em back to Equestria

All my herd is naysayers, you know what I’m talking ‘bout

Bucking all the haters who trying to spook me off my game

Hooves in the air if nothing ever gonna make you tame (Every pony)

Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy

Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy

Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

Smell my suit, wait a minute, hold it up

Get a tissue out, ‘less you like sniffing golden dust

Got more money than Abraham Lincoln cause he dead

I know what you’re thinking, what the hell did that pony said

Now I got you hooked, and your head’s all in a twist

Picking up recruits, that’s why my name evangelist

Bet you thought I’d wanna see you in your birthday suit

Now you’re saying neigh, neigh, neigh in a furry suit

Equus opportunity when you’re rolling with the herd

Clip, clop all over the world dressed in finest fur

Hanging out in Starbucks, all the normies freaking out

They just wanna be like us, ain’t that what we all about

You ain’t Cinderella, and I ain’t pulling carriages

You should be the one riding me more than anything

Ready to dressage with the way I treat my pony bod

Hooves in the air if I’m a bucking rap pony god (Every pony)

Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy

Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

Roll up in my ride, in my two-seat Chevy

Got fur in my suit, and the beat so heavy

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride

I’m fur, I’m fur, I roll up in my ride