Hair Lyrics

Hair, love your armpit hair

Love the way you dyed it red and blue

Baby, I’m so into you and your hair

Never using Nair

Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr

Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, it’s what you got

I remember when I met you at the coffee shop

Showing off your artistic liberal skills

To pour my coffee without no spills

That night, I saw you slamming poetry

Yelling into the mic about voting Hillary

Smashing balls like you smash the patriarchy

I knew right then, baby, it would be you and me

Saw your armpit hair coming out of your sleeve

I could smell your stank miles away in the breeze

Yeah, some might think that your hair is obscene

But when it catches my eye, it’s a beautiful thing

I’m not the type of guy to give you no flak

For the hair on your pits or the hair on your back

Your women’s studies degree, or your army of cats

Cause it’s a beautiful man that you’re gonna attract

Hair, love your armpit hair

Love the way you dyed it red and blue

Baby, I’m so into you and your hair

Never using Nair

Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr

Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, more like hirsute

Got a molestache, got your combat boots

Shaved down to the scalp on half of your head

Cause you gotta make room for the hair on your legs

But the hair I love, it’s all under your arms

Irresistible, cause you got feminine charms

Using colorful dye, no animals harmed

Yeah, call me light switch cause you’re turning me on

I’m the whitest of knights, girl you already know

I’d never call my lady a bitch or a ho

I worship your hair, even the hair on your toes

And I’ll open the door for you wherever you go

Let me tell you, baby girl, don’t never shave ever

You’re my booty cause every hair you got is a treasure

Tall, short, big, small, body hair makes it better

Triple tipping my fedora for the hair, you betcha

Hair, love your armpit hair

Love the way you dyed it red and blue

Baby, I’m so into you and your hair

Never using Nair

Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr

Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, love your armpit hair

Love the way you dyed it red and blue

Baby, I’m so into you and your hair

Never using Nair

Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr

Your armpits are wonderful

Hair, love your armpit hair

Love the way you dyed it red and blue

Baby, I’m so into you and your hair

Never using Nair

Yes, you better post those pics on Tumblr…