Prostate Party Lyrics

Alright, come on

It's going to be fine

A quick checkup, no big deal, right?

Everyone does this

Nothing to sweat about

What if he makes it weird?

A quick in and out

"Breath in deep, now don't be shy"

Oh God, this man enjoys my cry

My dignity? It's out the door

Why does he look like he wants more?

Oh no! It's a prostate party

Doctor's hands getting way too hearty

I came for health, he came for fun

This nightmare's only just begun

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

He's having fun I'm feeling nasty

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

He's having fun, I'm getting farty

Thumbs up

For the prostate party

Doctor's hands getting way too hearty

I came for health, he came for fun

This nightmare's only just begun

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

He's having fun I'm feeling nasty

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

He's having fun I'm feeling nasty

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

He's having fun, I'm getting farty

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

(Get out! Get out! I'm done with this)

He's having fun I'm feeling nasty

(Your creepy grin a pure abyss)

Thumb in my bum it's a prostate party

(I won't sit down for a week)

He's having fun, I'm getting farty