Master Of Muppets Lyrics

I was in Metallica, I played guitar

But they kicked me out, that left a scar

I started Megadeth, my own band

But then came Kirk with guitar in hand

But I didn't give up, I kept on playing

And then Kirk came, and started slaying

Our feud goes on, it's never ending

But I'll keep shredding and keep defending

I'll admit he's got some skills

But I'm the king of metal thrills

He can try to bring me down

But I won't stop until his pants are brown

I don't care if he thinks he's master of puppets

When it comes to metal he's a second-rate muppet

I'm the one who's pushing boundaries

He's a footnote in metal memories

Our feud goes on, it's never ending

But I'll keep shredding and keep defending

Muppet!