For Whom My Ass Calls Lyrics

There is a tale I must confess

Butt-dial mishap caused distress

Phone in my pocket, in the dark of night

Unknowingly it took flight

Dialled a number, a familiar name

An old band mate, forgotten pain

A smoking babe with a red mane

Not my wife or sister, it's Dave Mustaine

For whom my ass calls

Unwanted exchange

For whom my ass calls

My butt-cheeks to blame

He answered phone, surprise so grand

Voice from the past in my hand

I'm too polite to end the call

My Hetsicles are much too small

For whom my ass calls

Unwanted exchange

For whom my ass calls

My butt-cheeks to blame

But in that moment we reunited

Accidental call, friendship reignited

We reminisced, shared tales of old

Butt-dial connection, worth more than gold

Phone call gone wrong but made it right

A legendary bond forged in Metal's might

For whom my ass calls

Unwanted exchange

For whom my ass calls

My butt-cheeks to blame