Chronic Incontinence Lyrics

I used to think I was invincible

But now my bladder's uncontrollable

My age caught up and it's a cruel fate

I can't hold it in, I gotta evacuate

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear

Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear

My metal days are numbered but I won't back down

I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

I used to shred on my guitar all night

Now I shred on Depends, it's quite a sight

My fans still cheer but they don't know

I'm just trying to avoid a yellow glow

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear

Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear

My metal days are numbered but I won't back down

I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear

Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear

My metal days are numbered but I won't back down

I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

I've tried all the pills and the pelvic floor drills

But my bladder just won't behave

I'll keep on singing, keep on slinging

Even if I leave a puddle on the stage