UnLYFTable Lyrics

Uh! Uh! Yeah!

They tried to play me… now they gon' pay me!

Big girl season, y'all ain't ready!

I called up Lyft, I was feelin' real fly,

Tryna hit the buffet, stack my plate sky-high

Driver pulled up in a lil' Toyota

I looked at the whip like, "Boy, I told ya!"

I'm thick in the hips, got cake in the back,

Tried to squeeze in, heard the seatbelt snap

Door wouldn't close, I was stuck like glue

Driver talkin' 'bout, "Ma'am, what we gon' do

I said, "You gon' fix it, better call a tow

This lil' ass car ain't built for the show

I got thighs like hams, got a belly like lead

Whole damn seat just disappeared in my spread

Elbow out the window, foot on the dash

I ain't even sittin', I'm half in the back

Tried to move up, but the frame said nah

Now I'm callin' up legal, 'cause y'all got me raw

I'm suin' Lyft, yeah, run me my check

Emotional damage, what y'all expect

Big girl ridin', I need more room

Put me in a truck, not a lil' sedan tomb

Man, this ride too small, got me feelin' real trapped

Legs hangin' out, belly all in my lap

Driver talkin' 'bout, "You need two seats

Boy, just hush and adjust that heat

I'm curvy, I'm plush, I'm luxury size

Why Lyft out here tellin' me lies

Said "roomy rides," that's straight-up cap

Now I'm stuck in this car like a busted strap

Mirror got cracked when I tried to turn

Whole backseat smell like my stress and burn

Sweatin' real bad, breathin' like a beast

Lyft got me lookin' like I'm stuck in grease

I need a tow truck, I need some space

Somebody call Oprah and plead my case

Tears in my eyes, 'cause my knees won't bend

If this seat pop loose, I'mma crush this man

I'm suin' Lyft, yeah, run me my check

Emotional damage, what y'all expect

Big girl ridin', I need more room

Put me in a truck, not a lil' sedan tomb

Tried to twist left, tried to twist right

Got wedged in the seat, now I'm stuck real tight

Driver said, "Ma'am, maybe call a friend

Boy, hush up, this a lawsuit win

Tried to pull out, but the car won't move

Suspension done snapped, now I'm makin' the news

Paramedics pull up, tryna set me free

But they gon' need cranes if they mess with me

Judge gon' see, I got pain and stress

Lyft tryna play, but I came correct

Call my lawyer, tell 'em what it do

Toyota too tiny, now I'm finna sue

Coulda sent a truck, but y'all played me foul

Now I'm on TV with a lawyer now

I need 10 mil, I need respect

And a first-class ride, 'cause I'm done with this wreck

I'm suin' Lyft, yeah, run me my check

Emotional damage, what y'all expect

Big girl ridin', I need more room

Put me in a truck, not a lil' sedan tomb

I'm suin' Lyft, yeah, run me my check

Emotional damage, what y'all expect

Big girl ridin', I need more room

Put me in a truck, not a lil' sedan tomb