Goblin in my Prison Cell Lyrics

There's a goblin in my prison cell, he's tap-dancing on my bed

Wearing a top hat and a tie made of bread

His pockets are full of jellybeans, his shoes are full of frogs

He's writing poetry on the walls with ketchup and hot dogs

I'm chained to the floor, but he's stealing my socks

He's building a tower out of cinder blocks

He's got a spatula sword and a cape made of slime

I yell, "What are you doing?" and he says, "It's goblin time!"

Clang-clang, he's banging on pans

Doing the robot while he claps his hands

My sanity's gone, and I can't even tell

What's real or goblin in my prison cell!

There's a goblin in my prison cell, eating nachos in the dark

He's juggling firecrackers and petting a shark

Laughing like a maniac, he's casting a spell

Chaos is king with a goblin in my prison cell!

He's got a rubber chicken orchestra and a ukulele choir

Playing polka music while he sets my hair on fire

He's roasting marshmallows on a flashlight beam

And making balloon animals out of my dreams

The bars are all wiggly, the floor's upside down

The goblin's wearing my pants like a crown

He's painting the ceiling with mayonnaise and jam

And throwing confetti while yelling, "I am who I am!"

Boop-boop, he's honking a horn,

Wearing a tutu that's ripped and torn.

My mind's unraveling, it's not going well,

Thanks to the goblin in my prison cell!

There's a goblin in my prison cell, eating spaghetti with his hands

He's riding a unicycle while doing handstands

He's got a pogo stick and a bag of old shells

Nothing's normal with a goblin in my prison cell!

He's in my cereal, he's in my tea

He's carving a statue that looks like me

Spinning in circles, his antics won't stop

This goblin's the landlord, and I'm the mop!

"You thought you were sane? That's where you're wrong.

I'm here for eternity—let's sing my song!"

There's a goblin in my prison cell, building castles out of cheese

He's got a pet llama that only speaks Japanese

He's turning my nightmares into show-and-tell

It's chaos forever with a goblin in my prison cell!

So if you hear laughing in the dead of night

And a goblin with glow sticks dancing in the moonlight

Just know he's waiting, and you'll never tell

What happens with a goblin in your prison cell!