Oh, It Hurt Lyrics

Oooh it hurts

I caint daince

Too much bawls in my paince

Tried to and all that jigglin

Made me hurt for days

Busted one on the dance floor

And bout had to go to the hospital

Lord I was in pain for 17 weeks

Hurt my groin and had a limp for months

But nothing could have prepared me

For what happened after that

My baby stepped on my boys

And she squashed one real bad

It hurt it hurt it hurt

You'd never understand

If you're not a man

Ohhhh it hurts

Stood still too hard

And a ball popped from stress

Started runnin down my leg

Ohh what a mess

Sat down too quick one night

And one slipped betwixt my crack

And squashed him real good

Ohhh my poor old sack

My baby stepped on my boys

And she squashed one real bad

It hurt it hurt it hurt

You'd never understand

If you're not a man

Ohhhh it hurts

Took a blow to the chode

By a baton wielding teenage girl

Spinnin at full blast

Had me on the ground so fast

Never been the same since that

It brought me to my knees

Had me in tears beggin please

Why has this happened to me

My baby stepped on my boys

And she squashed one real bad

It hurt it hurt it hurt

You'd never understand

If you're not a man

Ohhhh it hurts

My balls have had such trauma

Got kicked in the beans

On the dock of a lake and fell right in

And couldn't catch my breath

And almost drowned

Dockmaster pulled me ashore

Accidentally hooked a fishing line right in my taint

Causing more damage, ohhhhh

Finally got that loose

Laying on the beachfront

And a seagull mistook my mangled ball for a snack

And dove in for a treat

Only to find, it was still attached

And he had a time with that, ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhhhh

My baby stepped on my boys

And she squashed one real bad

It hurt it hurt it hurt

You'd never understand

If you're not a man

Ohhhh Ohhhhh

My baby stepped on my boys

And she squashed one real bad

It hurt it hurt it hurt

You'd never understand

If you're not a man

Ohhhh boyyyy it hurts

Ohhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh