DO NOT REDEEM!! Lyrics

Ohhhh ahhhhhh, let's go!

Hahllo, dis is Michael Smith from Microsoft Fraud Department

We've detected a virus on your cahmpyootar

We will have to update your cahmpyootar

I will need to access your cahmpyootar

What is your user ID, sarr?

Please ender your name, sarr

Will be a charge of $35 for the service

What it says on your screen

Ohh, sarr, I've sent you $3500 accidentally

I'm going to lose my job, sarr

You will need to go to the grocery store near you

Did you hear about gift cards?

You're supposed to go outside

You're supposed to buy gift cards

CVS Pharmacy

Do you get card? Do you get card?

What are you doeeen?

Sarr, what are you doeeeen?

Do nottt redeeeem

No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!

The Google Play gift card, only the 16-digit number

Don't open Google Play

You don't have to look for instructions

Just listen to me, write down the card number

I will lose my job, I tell you

Open your notepad, tell me the card number

Do you got the 3 cards?

Each for $500?

You give me the wrong card number

Sarr, sarrrr, what r you doeen now?

What r you doeeennnn?

Do nottt redeeeem,

No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!

Do nottt redeeeem,

Do nottt redeeeem,

Do nottt redeeeem,

No, sarrrr, do nottt redeeem!