The Rolls at Texas Roadhouse Lyrics

We would've won that football game

If we hadn't muff'd the punt

And I would've married what's her name

But she turned into a

See you in ten minutes

Is what my daddy said

When he left for a pack of smokes

And you'll never make a livin'

Writin' songs and tellin' jokes

Man what a joke

I've been stood up

And I've been knocked down

Since I was just a kid

I've had nowhere to turn

When life turned to shhhh

I've been on the ground

And pushed around

And the only thing I've found

Is that there's two things

That have never let me down

The cinnamon butter

And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse

Well it rained on my wedding day

And it's been raining ever since

I came to terms that I'd never be

The King of Pop or Prince

And all I ever wanted was a son

And then I had a baby girl

And I've shucked a million oysters

Never found a pearl

I've been stranded at an airport

Been rejected at a bar

I've been left on read

I been left for dead

And had a flat tire on my car

And I've doubled down on blackjack

And then been dealt a three

And I tried to shoot tequila

And had tequila shoot at me

Been stood up

And I've been knocked down

Since I was just a kid

I've had nowhere to turn

When life turned to shhhh

I've been on the ground

And pushed around

And the only thing I've found

Is that there's two things

That have never let me down

The cinnamon butter

And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse

Ahhh roll on

(I want that sirloin medium rare baby

Ahhh load up that bake potato)

Been stood up

And I've been knocked down

Since I was just a kid

I've had nowhere to turn

When it all turned to shhhh

I've been on the ground

And pushed around

And the only thing I've found

Is that there's two things

That have never let me down

The cinnamon butter

And the rolls at Texas Roadhouse