Bridezilla Lyrics

It's my fuckin' wedding

And you're all ruining it

Everybody

These centerpieces fuckin' suck

The cake looks fuckin' dry

And when we do the first look

He better fuckin' cry

His mom is such a bitch

She's dressed up in white

And his fuckin' best man is a slut

He tried to kiss me last night

I get pissed like a gorilla

Daddy paid the billa

Ain't no chilla

I'm a fuckin' bridezilla

My maid of honor looks like shit

She's put on some weight

And my brother smells like weed

But my dad's been fuckin' great

And my mom is such a bitch

She think she's twenty fuckin' three

And aunt Kathy brought a girl

But her secret's safe with me

I get pissed like a gorilla

Daddy paid the billa

Ain't no chilla

I'm a fuckin' bridezilla

Now welcome everybody

Everybody please rise

We got the string quartet

Playin' here comes the bride

Walkin' down the aisle

To my surprise I realize

This mother fucker's

Got more people on his side

Daddy gave a kiss

And whispered good luck

The ring bearer fuckin' killed it

The flower girl sucked

Bitchy stepmom fake cryin' in the front row

He's in a mens wear house

A fuckin' rented tuxedo

He said repeat after me

Do you take this fuckin' sucker

I said his dad's fuckin' rich

So I get half mother fucker

Til death do you part

You may kiss your bride

She got the face of a god

Zilla on the inside