Happy Song Lyrics

Would you like to know how to be happy

Well the answer believe it or not is known

You may already know it

It took one of the most brilliant minds

Ever to appear on the earth

To come up with the answer

His name was

Option

Ego

There's too many doctors

Prescribing Adderall

There's not enough free health care

And sex drugs and rock and roll

There's too many politicians

Tellin' you how to live your life

Ladies if you want an abortion

Ya have the right

Before the right wing hates me

I'm not done

Hey democrats

I dare ya to take their guns

I just made everybody happy

And you can sit in a church pew

And say marriage is for man and a wife

And then tell you preacher

You're addicted to gay porn

And he can pray it away

So long as you tithe

And you can say walls are bad

And sun and wind are good

And then park your SUV

Inside your gated neighborhood

And you can say I shouldn't get the shot

And you can call me a sheep

And then vote for a guy who says

That you should try bleach

I just made everybody happy

Ya see there really is no left right or middle

Only your truth

Maybe we should all just look in the mirror

And stop blaming the youth

Don't you get it

We don't have to be right or wrong

Now it's time to rock

And it's time for me to fuck this song

Scream mother fuckers

What we should remember is that

Each of us in reality

Shapes his world in his own likeness

If ours is not a happy world

It's because that's the way we see it