Trains, Planes, and Automobiles Lyrics

There's a cafe

I go all the time

But today I don't notice

When I'm next in line

I need to order

But I'm not sure

Then the cashier asks

Whatcha thinkin bout, sir

Huh, what am I thinking about

I'm thinking 'bout trains

How do they work

Does an epidural hurt

How should I know

Would I have survived

The Battle of Thermopylae

If I were a conductor

I'd wonder each day

How do hot rocks and water make

Enough energy to pull

10,000 tons across the country

But I just tell him Nothing

Um. just a coffee please

Brought a girl home

We were getting close

TV on to watch her favorite show

Then it hits me

She's on my lap

She kisses my neck

And then she asks

What's on your mind

Huh, actually

I'm thinking bout planes

How do they fly

Is Yoshi a girl or guy

Was Buzz Aldrin aroused

When he set foot on the moon

If I could be a pilot

I'd wear a flightsuit

And feel G-forces in my boots

And call myself something cool

Like Maverick in that movie

But I just say Nothing

I'm thinking 'bout trains

At a party

The boys drop in

Grab a drink and ask

If I want to swim

But I spaced out

And they caught it too

They ask me What's goin on

Are you ok dude

Well, now that you ask

I'm thinkin 'bout cars

I'm thinkin 'bout whales

How come some cats don't have tails

Did I ever eat lunch

What happened to Vines

Does the internet sell claymore mines

What's a bralette

Where do bees go

Can Santa make it snow

There's a song in my head

Playing all the time

I haven't written it yet

But it's on my mind

So whenever I make

That stupid face

Where I look like

A zombie lost in space

In reality I'm probably

Aloft in these anomalies

That ought to be philosophy

They gotta be from Socrates

What's on with the economy

I wanna meet Madonna

See piranhas eat ricotta cheese

And clock a sneeze velocity

Woah stop. That's weird dude

That's why I just say Nothing

Hey ShadowHart

What are you thinkin about today

Huh, I don't know

You're not even real

This is all the same voice

Hahaha. oh

I need more friends