I Am The Chonky Donk Lyrics

Yes

I am an aging wreck

Out of sync and out of step

A walking, talking meal with legs

A bag of meat with consciousness

I am the Chonky Donk

Gnarled beast upon your walk

A pardon for the common throng

I'm on some shit but am I on? Mic check

Rewind it back, here's a little expositional alphabet

The chemicals have kind of caught up with my current set

A cracker marmoset

The cost of karma spent

You get tenfold back for what you owe

Another jewelry box turned to a jelly roll

Another diamond mine rendered into coal

Well that's how it goes…I suppose

I've done wrong, been a self-centered goon

Had caviar and motor cars and twelve silver spoons

Now I'm picking up debris from my bits of smithereens to see what function I have…and to what degree

I've been running round a field or two

Caught a whiff of your scent, now I'm coming after you

Candied apple jasmine sweet perfume

Hotter than the cement on a summer afternoon

I've been running round a field or two

Falling over myself, but I fall on top of you

Paws are pounding on the forest roots

Ought to be a vortex from the way our bodies move

If ever you feel alone

You know I got you

No other one

Nowhere to run but through

And when I've caught you

I thirst for none

But hunger for you

Swipe left

Or right for chance

Need a sedative for character development

The cabin fever got you clappin for accompaniment

Another tattooed vacuum marionette

I've been such a fool for malcontents to be an existential nemesis

So keep rippin' me up, rippin' me up, rippin' me up

Shred me until the pieces fit

If ever you feel alone

You know I got you

No other one

Nowhere to run but through

And when I've caught you

I thirst for none

But hunger for you

You know I got you

I thirst for none

But hunger for you

I will remain by your side

If you'd be my vampire bride

Cast all my thralls aside

And if one should jeopardize your life, then I will eat them alive

You are the apex of affection

A Christ of resurrection

Divine in our connection, intertwined

You birth meaning to the skies

The clouds only form because your radiation leaves me weak & blind

Climbed out of Hell to catch a view

And through the myriad of shadows I caught a glimpse of proof

Oh my wife, I thought Heaven wasn't true

But your vibrance and life force and sunshine shows God is in you

You know I got you

You know I got you

Now feed me

Feed me