Empress Of Florida Lyrics

Forget those hopeless parts you can't control

And forget those broken hearts that made you whole so long ago

I know it's difficult for some to leave the past alone

So forgive me if I'm arrogant or blunt

And forgive my lack of care for what they want

Some people only love what others say they love

But if you call their bluff they'll call you disingenuous

To the women who have shown me much respect

Who nonetheless have known me in their bed

It's nothing to offend, you'll always be a friend

But in comparison, you're 3's, she's a 10

So boo hoo hoo to the 1's who plucked me like whatever as some ugly flower petal

And boo hoo hoo to the 1's who thought they could do better, guess I'm just some silver medal

And boo hoo hoo to all those bitter like cacao beans, screaming what about me

I could do the same thing; proud and acting shady

But after making her acquaintance, life's been amazing

Turn around, take the Lexus to Georgia

I'm in love with the Empress of Florida

Burn down all the Teslas and Porsches

I'm a little bit senseless for you

I won't break although I'm about to

I won't take the oath without you

No, I'm all about you

I'm best when you're next to me

Rescued me out from the depths of perpetual misery

Life's a struggle but we're blessed

Even if rats eat our flesh

I bet I can get a final laugh from you by asking you

Now what breed of puppy do you reckon these boys is? — so true

Silent no more– rhymes to adore you with

So blue

Violet in aura, vibrant is your essence

Maroon, malachite, magenta, aquamarine, macaroni and cheese

Marigold and May green, Mona Lisa, magic pink

Mango tango, mint cream, midnight blue, mahogany

If it would please her majesty

Turn around, take the Lexus to Georgia

I'm in love with the Empress of Florida

Burn down all the Teslas and Porsches

I'm a little bit senseless for you

I won't break although I'm about to

I won't take the oath without you

I try to keep composure, but you bulldoze me over

From the luminescent, effervescent glow that is your aura

Turn around, take the Lexus to Georgia

I'm in love with the Empress of Florida

Burn down all the Teslas and Porsches

I'm a little bit senseless for you

I won't break although I'm about to

I won't take the oath without you

No I'm all about you

Now rise for here she comes

Here she comes

Here she comes

There she goes