King Cracker Lyrics

Chakras salivate

Summer's so kind

Sucking seedless watermelon salted to the rind

In the year of the rat is when I breathed life

But the rabbit's come back for the 40th time

Hot sun radiates

Come on let's ride

In the back of my Chevy or the passenger side

Oh the jewels in my sack are a coveted prize

I refuse to give back what is rightfully mine

Got some candy cane

Paper moonshine

And a yard with the grass growing up to my thighs

Oh I'm old white trash but a bit civilized

And the crack of my ass is always in sight

Shotgun wedding date

Thunder or shine

Putting things in motion that you cannot unwind

But to live in the past is to lay down and die

You can have the last laugh, let me crack the last wise

Oh, King Cracker wants you to do what you do

Oh, King Cracker wants you

Do as you do, baby

Stop and gimme that

Slither and slime

All the sweat from my brow dripping down your bee hive

Let me get one wish from the genie inside

If I get one kiss I could happily die

Got one pussy cat

Purring up my spine

From the lava in my nethers to the violet in my mind

Little strawberry mixed with kiwi on the vine

You're my black cherry, blackberry, psilocybin wine

Oh, King Cracker wants you to do what you do

Oh, King Cracker wants you

Do as you do, baby

She said I just wish you'd breed me like a dog

Breed me like a dog

Breed, breed me like a dog

Stop that mess and breed me like a dog

Just breed me like a dog

Breed, breed me like a dog

Tear this off and breed me like a dog

Just breed me like a dog

Just give it to me raw

We can do it in the yard

We can do it in the car

Just keep it coming hard

Just breed me like a dog

Oh, King Cracker wants you to do what you do

Oh, King Cracker wants you

Do as you do, baby

Oh, King Cracker wants you to do what you do

Oh, King Cracker wants you

Do as you do, baby

Oh, King Cracker wants you to do what you do

Oh, King Cracker wants you

Meow