Euthanasia Space Camp Lyrics

Welcome

I am your captain, Claude

Awful nice to meet you, one and all

Discard belongings owned into the box

Sit back, shut your trap once departure starts

Blast off

Our sacred astronauts

Happenstantial on a patch of rock

Astral travel on a mass of thought

You're made of atoms

Accidental matter, like it or not

Blast off

This walking albatross

Squawks of dedication to the cause

Not all who walk with you will move on

But doggone I hope to see you all in the beyond

Ring

Class has begun

Now listen up, all my children, and count to one

One

Disheartening authority

Cleanse this palette

Send them to the sky king

This fervor obsolete

A pragmatic sacrifice for peace

This scar we've left so deep

Another wasteful, hateful mouth to feed

Rickety things

Pekingese wings

Quicker than flame

Chickadee waves

Flipping these names into our lord Saturn's vast rings

You make it hard to breathe when I'm around you

You take my, take my, take my breath away

Blast off

Our future astronauts

Overpopulation ships to God

Black ops to switch the lights off

Eyes opt blind spots to swap mind for kind thoughts

Pack that azimuthal map up

Yack in numbers that don't add up

Stacks of wallets, facts to shut up

Back in the classroom, pronoun audit

Cannot compute 2

Cannot compute you

Our planet has a maximum of whos

The galaxy however welcomes you

Our planet's future is up to you

Au revoir, adieu

Congratulations

That's graduation

A family-friendly cosmic cruise

Adventure, education too

A one-way rocket now en route

Come join the magic on the moon

You make it hard to breathe when I'm around you

You take my, take my, take my breath away

Don't teach us how to grow up

Teach us how to hold our breath instead

Floating lights, a glowy satellite elect

You make it hard to breathe when I'm around you

You take my, take my, take my breath away

You make it hard to breathe when I'm around you