if the Sum 41 Lyrics

Yeah yo

Check it

Follow my gut I don't care what the math is

But if the Sum 41 I have to play fat lip

Tryna be healthy but my inner self a fat chick

Asked her for a Klondike she told me do a backflip

Fuck is that shit

Bones hurt need a new mattress

Asked my alter ego if I'm crazy he said batshit

Manifesting miracles and magic

I hate when people in the fuckin' parking lot back in

You think you're so fucking cool huh

You think you run the fucking world

You think you're cooler than school

Too cool for school got news for you you're not

The type of guy to ask me how much I can squat

I don't think that you're a bad guy just wish that you would stop

Because I'm sort of in a hurry and I really need to shop

Sometimes when I'm on stage I get frozen in my thoughts

Cute girl up in the crowd

She's the only one I'm seeing

Like there's no one else around

I think she's European

Who the fuck thought about makin' Turducken

Did you know that it's impossible to think about nothing

If you're thinkin' bout nothin' then you're thinkin' bout something

Every morning when I wake up I think about Dunkin

Donuts

Fuck you Starbucks

Just kidding please don't sue me

I can almost guarantee that Starbucks loves to fuckin' sue

I just soaked her ladyfingers then I fed her tiramisu

I know I talk a lot of shit I was raised by Halo two

I exclusively survived off Doritos and Mountain Dew

But before that I'd bring a nacho lunchable to school

The thing about those is that they're not actually food

I used to give Devan my salsa cause me and him were cool

But the thing I needed most was just a piece of fruit

I was malnourished

Somehow I still flourished

I was malnourished

Somehow I still flourished

But did I really? No I didn't

My life sucks just kidding

No I'm not No I'm not

Damn who the fuck is that

Cute girl up in the crowd

Is she awake or is she sleeping

Maybe she's just really high

Never mind she's Korean

I love all Asians I love everyone

Peace on Earth

I just wanna say one last thing before I go

Never mind