Dos Sexis Lyrics

Dos Sexis

Frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

Dos Sexis

Frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

Dos Sexis

Frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

Dos Sexis

Smooth like butter got the game by the nutters

Got the spotlight now so my peers might suffer

Upside down but I made it out the gutter

Got some good advice told me life sucks get tougher

Big time bluffer been busy getting buffer

Like my onion rings shoestring

Vegetables to double stuff her

Can't watch porn it's a bunch of mother fuckers

Things gettin' strange boutta call the Duffer Brothers

Only drinkin' Dos Equis

Fuckin' twice a day bitch call it Dos Sexis

Might move to Aunt Debbie's

Put a frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

I don't think y'all ready nope

Try to keep it light but my heart gettin' heavy

Might sue a bitch I been feelin' Johnny Deppy

Had a Yonce but I lost to a Becky

I need a girl with a Hilary Duff dumper

Met a hot cop and I'm thinkin' I might cuff her

I'm gettin' twitch drops while I'm eatin' a light supper

High roller I'm a shark eatin' whale blubber

It's not too late you could hop on the wave brother

I feel like Kenny Powers on a Yamaha WaveRunner

You should see what she could do with a cucumber

I learned this shit from Drake man

I fuck her then burn rubber

Only drinkin' Dos Equis

Fuckin' twice a day bitch call it Dos Sexis

Might move to Aunt Debbie's

Put a frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

I don't think y'all ready nope

Try to keep it light but my heart gettin' heavy

Might sue a bitch I been feelin' Johnny Deppy

Had a Yonce but I lost to a Becky

Never rat I'm a mouse lover

Nice forty yard dash I'm a route runner

Got a bad lil' bitch with a mouth on her

When she say the kitty ready then I pounce on her

I got a note sayin' they know what I did last summer

But I don't even fuckin' know what I did last summer

But I been known to eat a lot of Funyuns

I'll rub a bitch feet even if she got bunions

Dos Sexis

Frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

Frog in a top hat name him Joseppi

Yeah I put a froggy in a toppy and I named him Joseppi

Dos Sexis