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Yo still alive and it's near impossible

I'm a son but I'm not the prodigal

Underestimate every obstacle

Phone a friend no call an audible

Live or die this shit is optional

Liver dies you can thank the bottles

Let's talk depression is it solvable

Wear a mask and I wear a monocle

That's scary funny I'm filthy rich like I married money

I'm Bucks Bunny need a dirty whore

Got no clue what I'm headed for

I'm real sad but I'm earning more

But gas is up so I'm burning more

Addiction's a revolving door

Don't call me I will ignore

Semi-automatic I think someone in the attic

I'll kill a motherfucker my brain's all static

Get paranoid when I hear a noise and get real annoyed when it's nothing

Took the wheels off they rusting goin' balls deep and I'm thrusting

Got a new life not adjusting

But I got beats that I'm crushing

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Yabba Dabba Doo lotta shit that I gotta do

Last night I looked up how to tie a noose

I try my best but I know that I'll lose

Cause the cards I was dealt looking like seven deuce

Snake in grass but I'm friends with Medusa

Learnin' the game then fuckin' the tutor

So mature only datin' cougars

Do backflips and other maneuvers

Lefty tighty righty loosey

My advice eat the pussy

Dinner dates and watch a movie

Rub her head and grab the booty

Where's the clit

Just squeeze her boobies

Not spitting bars I'm hockin' loogies

What they really like and they won't admit it

Is watching you play Call of Duty